Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Apocalypse Survival Tip #15

Apocalypse Survival Tip #15: I don't care how tempting it is. Dreadlocks are NEVER okay.





I don't feel like there's a whole lot more to say about this, but let's be honest: not only are dreads not a very attractive look (my personal opinion, but whatever [<--it's not an opinion, it's an actual fact]) but they're also incredibly gross. Right now there are ways to keep dreads clean, or at least that's what I hear, I don't know if it's actually true [pretty sure they're lying]. But during an apocalypse, when running water is less than likely it's going to be impossible to keep them clean. And in order to maintain your health you don't want an infested bacteria trap on your head causing you problems. So, just keep it clean. And un-dreaded. Please.

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