Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Apocalypse Survival Tip #23

Apocalypse Survival Tip #23: Dress for survival. Shorts, dresses, skirts, flip flops, and skinny jeans are out of the question.






Sorry ladies, this applies mostly to you. We girls like to dress in the most impractical ways possible on a daily basis and should something happen it wouldn't surprise me if this, in and of itself, is the reason behind many of the casualties when the apocalypse hits. But I'm not talking about dressing for survival right now, nope, cause I don't think I could do it. But what about after it hits and we're all striving to survive? What clothes will be the most beneficial for survival? Think about that when you're picking out clothes for your survival kits. If any of you put a dress in there, or something stupid like that, I will find you and slap you in the face. Just sayin'.


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